Oh no they did not just do this to us. For those of you addicted to the crack that is reality television, Bravo has a new pill for you, “The Real Housewives of New York City.” The new series set to debut in March will feature an elite and powerful set of New York moms as they juggle their careers, family life, charity fund-raising galas and you guessed it, the social whirl of the Hamptons.

OH THE DRAMA OF IT ALL.

The show is a spin off of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” which has captivated the nation and young men who love Milf’s. You should expect nothing less from the New York City version and perhaps a few summer flings with a Manny might be added in just for kicks. The “real” women who are in the show are all New York power players who grace the Hamptons with their presence from time to time. The cast of babes consists of Bethenny Frankel, a single socialite in her 30s (SWEET!), who is an excellent chef (DOUBLE SWEET) and has a Wall Street boyfriend (NOOOOO!). Then of course there is Jill Zarin the entrepreneur married to another one. LuAnn de Lesseps the sexy traveler who speaks French and Ramona Singer, the RMS Fashions Goddess. Finally there is Alex McCord, the up and coming socialite who wants her kids to speak French so only lets her Nanny talk to them in French.

All fascinating stuff.

WE SMELL AN EMMY!