No, that’s not a movie premiere at the Southampton Movie Theater, those are firemen. It was one big dissappointment for those that wanted to see Bourne Ultimatum in Southampton last night. Some jerk pulled the fire alarm because there was a “little smell of smoke” according to people that were waiting outside. We waited for a good hour and half for the building to burn down, but apparently it was nothing. Most people were waiting for a good hour in the hopes that the Southampton Fire Department would give the all clear. Of course, slowly but surely, people just started giving up and going home, there would be no Bourne Ultimatum tonight, but it was quite a funny scene to watch the rich kids complain like a bunch of idiots. “Why can’t we watch a movie?” one said.
“Ummm, because the building is on fire,” said a cop.
It looked from the outside that there was a whole lot of nothing going on at the theater, but to be safe, the road was shut down, the movie theater closed up and a lot of people got readmission tickets.
So exciting!
