Posted By Fred Katz
According to numerous cellular companies, there are too many black holes in the Hamptons. Why this makes sense, I don’t know, considering this area houses a zillion wealthy families every summer. I walked into the Golden Pear in Bridgehampton this morning to get breakfast and completely lost a phone call. As I tried to call back, a message continued to pop up: “No service.” How can my $600 iPhone not have service here? Furiously, I walked out of the Golden Pear to complete my phone call. Later in my day, another call was dropped. I realized that this had nothing to do with my iPhone, and all to do with the complete lack of cell service in the Hamptons. Thanks, Hamptons’ cell service. I’ve really been enjoying my iPhone.

